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The Mother

These things are really beginning to crack me up! Courtesy Symbolon If only I kne hat this means in my real life :) Or rather, hat I can no do about this so I can be open and aare and free :)   More Guidance The Mother Meaning: Your feelings - the waters of your soul - are being dried up by the inner child which says "NO" and the "NO" which closes off your inner being. You are fright­ened of feeling your own self, scared of your feminine aspect and the powerlessness it might generate. The Problem The Family   Meaning: You have contributed to the creation of a third force but refuse to become involved. You refuse to accept it spir­itually, choosing to give the third force over for adop­tion instead.  The Way Throught the Problem Disaster Meaning: You won't be spared the path leading into the under­world of your relationship. You have...

Best angel card in the world =D

http://www.frederike.eu/DrawCards-AngelChantall.html New romance is imminent - either with a newcomer, or through reignited passion in your existing relationship. Be open to giving and receiving love.   Chantall You have been hungering for more romance and passion, and your prayer is answered. I am a Romance Angel, and I am here to help you. New love is on its way to you, and you can open the door to this romance by opening your heart. The more that you welcome new love with open arms, the more romance will come your way. This also means that you must express yourself romantically to your partner. Be candid about your feelings and intentions. Be playful (like we angels are!). And most of all, be openly loving with your partner as a way of encouraging the flow of romance return to you. I will give you guidance along the way, and it may involve actions that seem unrelated to romantic love. Yet, you will know it is me who encourages you to join a gym, enrol...

Some yuk yuks

Random fridge magnet saying I found just now: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life. And so, I'm looking for more fridge magnet sayings to put up on Facebook at some point. Spread some online joy. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. I'm not completely useless: I can be used as a bad example. Dear Math: I'm tired of looking for your X - please move on. If you can't get rid of the skeletons in your closet, you'd best teach them to dance. I often quote myself, it adds spice to the conversation. Everyone seems normal.. . until you get to know them.  Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. Divorce: from the latin word, meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Lost in thought... it is unfamiliar territory, please send search party. Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel. Marriage means commitment. Of course, ...

Arrr!

I'm no longer HRH Princess Sukaina Juma. I'm running away and becoming a Facebook pirate! Call me Cap'n Sukaina from now on ;) I love English (Pirate) translation on Facebook. Love it! Bahahaha! ~~~ One sorry lout thinks they're yer mate! (One friend request) [quite an apt observation about certain louts ;)] Gained knowledge doin' English Literature and Linguistics at Glendon College Be speakin th' tongue of Urdu, Français, Gujarati, English - Pirate dialect Complicated Thinkin' (Philosophy) Words o' Wisdom (Favourite Quotations) Things ye be likin' off duty (Interests) Jigs an' the like (Music) Bewitched Portraits (Movies) Silence or tell o' th' misdeeds o' this pirate (Block or report this person) What be troublin' ye? (What's on your mind?) Etc. Try it!

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

I'm doing a bit in the house and a bit in my inbox. Clearing clutter. Recycle, shred, donate, delete. It might have a ripple effect on my mind. And then I read an email I sent to Madiha on 11th July 2010. "Hey, I'm in a very sad mood today, so this email is coming from this place. I was thinking about you after our convo and Facebook stalked all your convo pics etc. Then, after writing in my blog, I went to see yours. Anyway, I didn't quite mention that I was looking for someone - I'm practically deceased at 26. *sarcasm here* So I'm on this stupid website. I say stupid because it's a futile thing to do.  Really weird people. I honestly don't know what's the point. The last guy said 'you look so simple in your photo but you've written such a long profile that I don't understand why you're so complicated....' I'm going to cut him off." BAHAHAHA! He doesn't understand why I am so com...

The Boomerang Boys

Interesting how one of my major beliefs has been challenged. But, for once, it's a pleasant rule of the Universe being shown to me. We are all connected. Things, and people, that are meant to be in your life will come, go and, if when you need them or it's the right time, regardless of whether you're in for a wonderful or shitty time, they come back. All in the right time and place. It's happened with my friends, the true blue ones. Yup, that's you who are reading this right now. I should have realised. My numerology report says that I should let things come to me rather than force things, or grasp for them. Umair: I had crush on his beautiful almond-coloured eyes and whacky sense of humour in 1996. He found me on Orkut in 2006. Went AWOL in 2009. Came back in September 2010. Has gone AWOL again But, this time, I know he will come back. He's a positive energy in my life. Just have to figure out why or how. He's still a dumbass. But I like him! And...

Bahahaha!

Today's tarot says: Love: The 5 of Pentacles is not a particularly happy indicator when it comes to love questions, unfortunately. You may have your eye on someone who you feel is not treating you the way they should. It may be that you need to stop fantasizing about this person entirely. This card can be very much a card of feeling left out in the cold.  It's important to remember that there is never only one person that we can be with and have a soul-level, happy, meaningful relationship.  When love is right, you don't have to do back flips to make it work. True say. I knew it shouldn't have been that hard to make it work. In spite of my messing up countless of times. A mute sphinx is and shall remain a mute sphinx - acting like a Valley Girl on speed does not change that, and acting like a doped, emotionally manipulative, bipolar psycho-bitch has just lowered yourself immensely in your own estimation and has not changed his decisions or his thoughts or his f...

Funny guys on SimplyShia.com

LOL - I'm window shopping. Just looking. Blokes... sigh! Does it really have to be si difficile? RĂ©ponse: ouai! Sameer 287, 28 , Ja'fari/Ithna'asheri , None , United Kingdom "Stop staring, I'm not a piece of meat..i have feelings too! :) "   LMAO!!! I like him already! A few words about me I like to use some well-known quotes to reveal more about aspects of myself..blame facebook! "The most beautiful things in life are the simple things." "I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realised, than lord among those without dreams and desires." (Khalil Gibran) "The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury." (Chaplin) "The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." (Chuck Palahniuk) Ali Ali 25, Ja'fari/Ithna'asheri, Lancashire,GB Salaam x salaaam i would say iam funny,commited, trust worthy an family oriented, an i love my mumy...

Repelling men everywhere!

And I manage to get rid of the second hot-looking, sexy man in my life. I had my appointment with Vim today. Sigh.... Still as cute, nice and motivated. Now he said: Well, I'll book you in for an appointment in two weeks. And I remembered he had said a fortnight ago that he was going to sign me off his register and put me back to Dot or Dermott (who called me a silly sausage for meditating outside instead of inside so when it was time I'd be on time - long story, you know I don't cut them short, so we'll just leave it). So, me, being the honest and upright and impulsive munh phatt person I am (HA!) said "Well, didn't you say that you were going to put me back upstairs?" Did he look surprised? I'll pretend he was ;) We were getting along smoothly, smiling and stuff :) Then he said: Well, I was going to book you in to see me again in two weeks, but you're right...what do you think?" And I couldn't say: Nahiiii ! I love talking and flirting...

Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

I've been trawling through my emails for signs, for indicators, for signs, for help, for signs... yes, a lot of signs. I believe in them. They haven't been smacking me in the head lately. Or, rather, they have been, but until yesterday, I was accidentally on purpose doing my best to avoid reality. I wanted things to work out so badly with Irish. Why? He's sweet, he's nice, he's steady, he's Shia ... long list. And, yes, he's Khoja. That was very comforting. Speaking about Mombasa and Hujjat and Hyderi mosques. And having a system for Lakha families 1, 2 and 3 and Juma families 1, 2 and 3. Comforting, like eating mogo and kuku paka and pilao. I called him a Jekyll/Hyde person. The first time was when he stopped emailing or replying to my texts. Since then, I've called him that to my friends, and in the delusional "love letter" I sent to him two weeks ago (time goes fast even when you're in limbo). Apa says he's my dad. I...