Question: Who was so pissed off that he cut his ear off? Answer: Van Gough I was fiddling with this in my head today, seeing if I could somehow work it into a title for a novel. The problems with it are numerous: apart from it being crass, crude and disrespectful, nothing in my imaginary novel would contain references to whichever type of artist he was, nor would anyone cut off his ear. Because that's just a stupid way to cause yourself pain. Deity Sukaina Juma And as my Soul dug into the grass, hiding away from the joys of the world and burrowing itself deeply into the grains of mud; I could see the sky as the light faded. The blueness of sky, the whiteness of cloud, the pink of sun But no tears trickled down these cheeks of mine I wasn't moved by the sight. But I was grateful that I did not have control over the entire universe. For He is able to create each day anew, while us hypocrites are left to play around with His original idea, and present it to the world with a differ...